life's a hallucination


you can only lose what you love the most.
so i took a hipster pic of my kid icarus: uprising case

ok so follow me on my new blog

animejadeharley.tumblr.com

quick pick one

lilly allen

or

tegan and sara


antemrd: Hungry…
so someone got the wrong number and texted me
0804: Hi mom when r u coming home
0804: Mom when r u gonna be home with my new BOOTS
0804: Hey can i go to the movies tuesday?
0804: MOM!!!??!? why wont u answer me!??!!
Me: you're not my real daughter

oncelerswaifu:

in golf they have the term sudden death

they really shouldnt unless they plan to beat each other with the clubs

via: 3armsally
moeartea: where the johndave I’ll be the John to your dave
ophiuchustroll: bam-squared: galaxy-hearts: shinjaninja: You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Homestuck. Stranger: YOUNG LADY! Stranger: WHERE ARE YOUR GUNS! Stranger: YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST THREE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES WHILE ON THIS ‘INTERNET’ Stranger: LIKE A SENSIBLE PERSON! You: oh noo i knooow!!!! You: but dave told me they were dangerous :( You: because they are harley You: you sit on one of them wrong and you go and blow a hole through the monitor Stranger: THAT MR. STRIDER IS A BAD INFLUENCE! You: am not old man You: dont listen to him!!! You: dave be nice to my grandpa :( Stranger: HE USES PROFANITIES! Stranger: Your young ears are too sweet for them. You shall be corrupted if you cannot defend yourself! You: aww dont worry grandpa!! You: dave is a butt sometimes but hes perfectly okay You: dont tell him i told you but You: i kinda like him You: :)) Stranger: No doubt he discouraged your guns so that he might take advantage of you! Stranger: Return to the island this instant! You: no he wouldnt do that!!! You: ive got a job to do grandpa!!! You: i have to help people :) Stranger: Very well then, I knew this day would come. Stranger: I will always be looking out for you. Stranger: And Mr. Strider! Stranger: If you harm one hair on her head. Stranger: I have guns bigger than you are by twice! You: dont worry mr harley sir You: ill protect every hair on your granddaughters head Stranger: And can hit a target the size of, let us say, a sausage. You: they teach us to treat the ladies properly in texas You: yikes You: yes sit You: *sir You: i understand Stranger: Now go save the world, kids. You: your message has been received crystal clear You: i love you grandpa :)) Stranger: If you need me, I shall be in the parlor. Stranger: I love you too, dear. You: ill take care of jade Your conversational partner has disconnected. this was the best conversation ever Oh my god this is perfect. I’ve been laughing the whole time while reading it….for some reason. XD REALLY CUTE